Sunday, November 05, 2006

Okie... Something most absurd I read in the papers today... TNP reported the words of the Sultan of Johorissit during the South Johorissit Economic Region project held on Friday. It quotes "Dirty tactics were used to build the Causeway by the British" & "And if you want Johor to develop, demolish it." Apparently the launch was attended by the PM of Misia, and the event viewed by millions via TV coverage. The Sultan also commented that the bridge had subjected Johori to "constant condemnation"...

I find the above really absurd. Put it this way, if you want to demolish the damn bridge, THEN GO AHEAD AND YOU DO IT. Puhleeaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzeeeeee... Don't bring up something that that old idiosyncratic Mahaha kept saying and wanting to do. You are gonna affect the economies of both your own state, and my country. Your people cannot come to my country, and I can't get to know more nice girls there. You all come to Singapore to find work, to live. We go there for the damn golf courses (shame on you Singaporeans. We built so many golf courses with so much money and you go there and support them? Get a life.), for the inexpensive daily supplies and the sought-after entertainment pieces (read: DVDs VCDs etc etc). And we are the Southern Most Part of the Asian continent. You pull that bridge down, you will find yourself being carted off to Siberia with Mahaha to stay there in their luxurious lands with other senile people (that Bushy can join them as well, prob throw in Saddamnyou)...

Meanwhile, if that happens, Maybe the Sports Council can encourage Singaporeans to swim there! Healthy Lifestyle man... Or can Dragonboat your way as well, or the River Raft Race can be extended to both sides to find economic ways to travel thru and fro. Possibilities are endless! But meanwhile, that old fogey can balik kampung. Period.

Editor's Note: The names and places have been changed to withstand scrutiny (which isn't much to figure out who and where is what) and possible lawsuits. If anyone still insists on pressing lawsuits, please write to the PM's Office. The Attorney General is standing by.

yOU aRE iN mY wORLD @ 11:59 AM