Thursday, November 23, 2006

Wow. I feel so helpless & lost. Dunno why. I slept at 5am cuz I can't sleep. Woke up to blog this. Yup. I woke at near 9+. Maybe the releasing of exam stress does this to me. Other than O levels, no exam has ever made me like that. Now there's a void inside me. Kinda like when I ORD that time... Do what later? I don't know. No money ah.

Recalled how I chatted with her online... Seems there is a communication breakdown... Is it me? Or her? I don't get it. Why must she be so sarcastic? What did I say wrong? What did I do wrong?

Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh!

yOU aRE iN mY wORLD @ 10:10 AM

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Finally my papers are over. Kinda sucked though. Wish they would let us jot down all the formulas while they talk & talk on the exam rules etc etc. Damn.

Think I didn't even study that hard when I was in poly... Below is my recap of the past few days

Thurs: Slack day. Went Nokia Care Centre for 2nd time abt N70. Can't use phone for 2 days. 3g SIM card wun work with 6230. Went to 8th Motorshow. Sat in Subaru 1.6. Got drifted around for 1 min. Took a lot of brochures. Took a lot of pics of cars. 4 or 5 on bikes. Few on models. Met 2 girls called Erica & Carol (I think) there. Funny 5 mins spent with them. Good work girls.

Friday: Can't rem what I did except study.

Saturday: Tiong Bahru for noodles before heading to school. A bit late... Went to get back my HP then to Sim Lim with guys to get BF 2142. Headed home after buying food @ JE pasar malam cuz Motorshow trip was aborted in favour of rest (& Shawn's gf's request for him to meet her... -_-)

Sunday: Study in school again. Our group damn noisy. Hmm... Finally hit Motorshow one more time. This time to help JR shoot his models. Got a Fairlady Z model car as a gift. Spotted Yiming there. Headed home cuz Shawn needed to leave.

Monday: Study in school alone cuz guys were working. Went down to TKD cuz Celestine pulled me along with her threat. Left shortly to rush home to watch Goong. Study Study Study. Comm breakdown with someone... I think it's me lah...

Tuesday: 11am+ till closing time . Breaks involves only toilet/meal breaks. Occasional "Hi" to frens passing by or occasional glances at girls. Spotted Rina, ZhongJian, Steve, Jason. Ate prata with guys & Evon @ BT. Reached home super late but can't sleep. Study more. Good luck Hime for your paper!

Today: Study study study in school. Guys started arriving after 2+. Lemon chicken rice not bad. Exam stress too much. Mind blank in hall. Can rem exact answer but forgot working. Lost a lot of marks...

Final conclusion abt tea breaks in school: 1) Tea is more popular than coffee. 2) It's ok to waltz into a room you dunno & take their refreshments. Should have done that. Save me a lot of meal money then. 3) Never study near a lecture theatre. A lot of distractions when they having breaks. Argh.

Final conclusion abt studying in school: YOU WILL GET FAT... Don't munch on titbits.

yOU aRE iN mY wORLD @ 11:59 PM

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Okie... Let's put it this way... Today is a day where I decided to sleep a bit later to make up for the lack of sleep these past few days due to mugging for my exams, and having cleared 1 tough paper yesterday...

I DON'T NEED 2 IDIOTS TO COME KNOCKING ON MY DOOR @ 1022HRS TO PREACH TO ME. WHAT ABOUT 2007?! ... I CAN'T BE BOTHERED WHETHER I GO TO HEAVEN OR HELL MAN... I CAN'T EVEN GET PAST MY EXAMS! 1022HRS! DON'T YOU LADIES HAVE MARKETING TO DO?! SHEESH... WAKE ME UP... Sheesh

Quit getting me to believe because the last time someone did, they can't even answer my questions and had to go back to self study more on their own religion...

I can't be bothered if you are an auntie or a pretty lady. I don't buy it. Thats all. Period

*No offense to Muslims or Christians/Catholics/Presbyterians/Methodists/Protestants etc etc (I simply lost count how many groups are there already.) I'm just against those who disturb my sleep.

yOU aRE iN mY wORLD @ 10:25 AM

Monday, November 06, 2006

Okie... Boring day so far... I mean the majority of the day...

Met Benedict and Jocelyn for lunch @ Canteen 4... damn I think I'm eating flour man... Ok lah only a few pieces of the chicken tasted weird... Must try the beef bowl again soon... So long never eat le... Hehe nice to see Benedict again, where he shared with us some interesting insights on the happenings in SISPEC. HEHEHE

After that comes the most boring thing in the world... STUDY IN THE LIBRARY...
Heng noone snatch the books I want... And I found the study guides! Damn... TMA's answers are mostly inside... Argh. Note to Self: Xerox the study guides for next sem b4 sch starts next yr... Must do it... I think the Xerox uncle kept looking at me cuz I kept walking in and out of the darn copier room... Haha

Ok... went to training (yeah both SIM & NP) dressed in khakis & tee & jacket... Went to help at NP... Sigh... when will they learn to kick properly, push themselves and SAFETY... Damn... stupid bugger keep reminding him NOT to kick the darn head level... CAN'T GET THAT INTO HIS EMPTY CRANIUM... Knn... Next time let him taste his own medicine... Ass... Sebas I hope you are alright... And next injury, XINYAN... with her "dislocated finger"... Sigh... Another "I-told-you-so" case... Nuff said... They must enter the coma stage then they will learn it seems... Argh... Headache

yOU aRE iN mY wORLD @ 11:50 PM

Okie nothing better do to so I just checked... here's my countdown till my end

Personal Day Of Death
Wednesday, February 16, 2061

Seconds left to live...
1,712,918,629

I better sleep earlier, don't be stressed by anything else... start eating better... treating her better... stop making her angry... blah blah blah...

My Death Clock

yOU aRE iN mY wORLD @ 2:10 AM

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Okie... Something most absurd I read in the papers today... TNP reported the words of the Sultan of Johorissit during the South Johorissit Economic Region project held on Friday. It quotes "Dirty tactics were used to build the Causeway by the British" & "And if you want Johor to develop, demolish it." Apparently the launch was attended by the PM of Misia, and the event viewed by millions via TV coverage. The Sultan also commented that the bridge had subjected Johori to "constant condemnation"...

I find the above really absurd. Put it this way, if you want to demolish the damn bridge, THEN GO AHEAD AND YOU DO IT. Puhleeaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzeeeeee... Don't bring up something that that old idiosyncratic Mahaha kept saying and wanting to do. You are gonna affect the economies of both your own state, and my country. Your people cannot come to my country, and I can't get to know more nice girls there. You all come to Singapore to find work, to live. We go there for the damn golf courses (shame on you Singaporeans. We built so many golf courses with so much money and you go there and support them? Get a life.), for the inexpensive daily supplies and the sought-after entertainment pieces (read: DVDs VCDs etc etc). And we are the Southern Most Part of the Asian continent. You pull that bridge down, you will find yourself being carted off to Siberia with Mahaha to stay there in their luxurious lands with other senile people (that Bushy can join them as well, prob throw in Saddamnyou)...

Meanwhile, if that happens, Maybe the Sports Council can encourage Singaporeans to swim there! Healthy Lifestyle man... Or can Dragonboat your way as well, or the River Raft Race can be extended to both sides to find economic ways to travel thru and fro. Possibilities are endless! But meanwhile, that old fogey can balik kampung. Period.

Editor's Note: The names and places have been changed to withstand scrutiny (which isn't much to figure out who and where is what) and possible lawsuits. If anyone still insists on pressing lawsuits, please write to the PM's Office. The Attorney General is standing by.

yOU aRE iN mY wORLD @ 11:59 AM

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Hmm... ok today more than 1 post... But who cares... Just watched the news... & finally they decided to touch on something more daily instead of the protests in Taiwan (which in my opinion is being governed by a simian. Same goes for the US. So sue me), or how Kim Jong Il's nose hair complements his hair on his lil empty head...

First up, findings from the cleanliness of Singapore! My... I can only say I'm disappointed... Number of litter-bugs caught this yr stands at 4003 (and obviously rising...) from the period of Jan till Sept 06... Most infuriating is how the youths are mostly blamed. I say kick the asses of parents too... Especially mothers. SHAME ON YOU LADIES. How on earth do you educate your children... I've witnessed this child peel off the wrapper off a chewy sweet only to have the mother sweep it off onto the floor. Then they exited. Good lord... Wait till they do the same to your home. I'll just walk by and throw my apple into your house. See how you react. And those youths... mostly are matts drinking along Orchard Rd. Ok still got chinese, indians (all races play a part man...)... but hey... I still see more of them than others. Grr...

Next up! Bus fare increments. Are Singaporeans happy? They respond out of polls that they are generally happy with the service of the bus captains and stuff... with calls to more bus routes and lesser waiting times and get this: fater travelling times. Haha you what? Ali Baba? Flying carpet? Get a life man. Take care of those people who have no sense of balance, the elderly, and those clueless to where they are everytime. Once you can take care of them, maybe we can shorten the time. Or maybe you should consider why you are on a bus when you are travelling to a far destination? Use your creativity. Walk, cycle, run, jog, hitch a ride, drive (ok bad... don't do that. Cuz you will be an idiotic driver. Confirmed. You dun drive as safely as me. ). Just do anything else other than taking a bus and complaining. Capisce?

yOU aRE iN mY wORLD @ 10:15 PM

The last one for today~

Suba's Cherry Vodka Jello

Ingredients:
170ml Stolichnaya Vodka
55g Cherry Jello-O
80mg ice
170ml hot water

Method:
Add the Cherry Jell-O to the hot water, which should be at boil. Stir vigorously until it dissolves. Add the ice to bring the temperature down & allow the jelly to set faster. Add the vodka & stir until well mixed. Pour into cups & refrigerate for about 2 hours for Jell-O to set.

Tip:
For special occasions, wait for the concoction to turn a little firmer - about 30 mins after putting it into the refrigerator- before putting a lychee in each cup for extra texture. Try this with cut strawberries too.

Suba's jelly shots are served as complimentary shooters for women at its Cosmo Ladies Night every Wednesday before 9pm.

yOU aRE iN mY wORLD @ 9:30 PM

Bringing you another winning formula~

Q Bar's Orange Candy Jello Shot

Ingredients:
150ml Wyborowa Vodka
150ml De Kuyper Butterscotch Shcnapps
3 packs or 270g orange flavoured gelatin mixture
200ml fresh orange juice

Method:
Melt the gelatin crystals in a very small amount of very hot water before adding cold orange juice. When the gelatin & juice mixture is slightly cooled, ass the vodka and Schnapps. Sitr & spoon into cups and heave in refrigerator for four hours.

Tip:
Too many jello shots tend to be watery & sweet with no distinct flavour. use real fruit juice instead of water in the mixture to give a stronger taste.

Q Bar's jelly shots are served Fridays & Saturdays (whilst stocks last of course) for $10 each.
Pina Colada, Peanut Butter & Jelly, & Apple Pie jelly shots are also available, but only 2 flavours are served each weekend.

yOU aRE iN mY wORLD @ 5:45 PM

Hmm... having a headache now... Still coughing badly... slight wheezing... And a ton of nightmares... Why can't the hostage be someone else! Anyway...

Binging you some delightful and powerful stuff... Not for the faint-hearted, easily drunk and KIDS!

The Balcony's Apple Strawberry Jello

Ingredients:
75ml whisky
60ml apple juice
10ml sugar syrup (Whoa nelly... wait till Angie Mei sees this recipe... She will rip my head off)
Two teaspoons apple-flavoured jelly
Two teaspoons strawberry-flavoured jelly
150ml hot water

Method:
Mix whisky & sugar syrup together. Add 75ml of hot water, then stir and freeze in shot glasses for at least one hour. Mix the strawberry jellywith 75ml hot water, place on top or original mixture taken out from refrigerator & freeze for another hour.

Tip:
Garnish with slices of green apple & strawberry (Joseph's Note: OF COURSE FRESH LAH... try eating green strawberries...). A simpler version of this recipe is to exclude the strawberry jelly, mix all the other ingredients together and freeze for at least an hour.

The balcony's jello shots are @ 6 shots for $30, 12 shots for $45 instead.

yOU aRE iN mY wORLD @ 5:40 PM